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« on: Thursday 28 January 2010, 1451 »

Tonight while Mrs Porty is at work and the kids have gone bed i shall attempt to cook pasta,onions,mushrooms a nice sauce and some spices wish me luck as i have never cooked anything before apart from 4 minutes in the micro ping.
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« Reply #1 on: Thursday 28 January 2010, 1454 »

Oooh, lucky Mrs Porty!  Good luck with your cullinary adventures.  Let us know how you get on.
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« Reply #2 on: Thursday 28 January 2010, 1538 »

Just follow the directions and don't let the pan get too hot. Oh and wear a frilly apron.
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« Reply #3 on: Thursday 28 January 2010, 1547 »

I can hear you lot laughing at me  Roll Eyes.
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« Reply #4 on: Thursday 28 January 2010, 1548 »

I can hear you lot laughing at me  Roll Eyes.

just passing on the advice I get.....
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« Reply #5 on: Thursday 28 January 2010, 1606 »

I can hear you lot laughing at me  Roll Eyes.

just passing on the advice I get.....

Thanks.
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« Reply #6 on: Thursday 28 January 2010, 1619 »

Any chance of some photographic evidence of this attempt?  Wink
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« Reply #7 on: Thursday 28 January 2010, 1631 »

Any chance of some photographic evidence of this attempt?  Wink

Now your having a laugh.
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« Reply #8 on: Thursday 28 January 2010, 1640 »

Any chance of some photographic evidence of this attempt?  Wink

Now your having a laugh.

Yes please photos  Cheesy
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« Reply #9 on: Thursday 28 January 2010, 1710 »

Before and after so we can laugh at assess the damage. Grin
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« Reply #10 on: Thursday 28 January 2010, 1850 »

We wouldn't laugh   Grin Grin Grin
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« Reply #11 on: Thursday 28 January 2010, 1938 »

Of course we won't.

Photos please.

<<And don't forget to do the washing up yeah.>>

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« Reply #12 on: Thursday 28 January 2010, 2044 »

Hey guess what it was fanbloodytastic i added some spice to it aswell, i cut some onions,mushrooms then heated the pan added the onions and mushrooms a few minutes after i added the mince as i had the pasta on the go.
Just as Mrs Porty walked in through the door it was been served now she's asking what i've done wrong  Grin
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« Reply #13 on: Friday 29 January 2010, 0101 »

oh that is funny. Good job on the dinner you should be able to fend for yourself and provide a healthy meal for your own children, as I'm sure you've done their whole lives.
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« Reply #14 on: Friday 29 January 2010, 1136 »

watch yourself, or this might become a regular thing. Grin Cheesy
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« Reply #15 on: Friday 29 January 2010, 1227 »

Now you've mastered the cooking perhaps you could put a bit of practice into getting to the bar and saying, "A pint of Kronenbourg please."  Then practise the painful bit .... opening your wallet.
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« Reply #16 on: Friday 29 January 2010, 1349 »

Wait a bit before you try sausages...
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« Reply #17 on: Friday 29 January 2010, 1943 »

Now you've mastered the cooking perhaps you could put a bit of practice into getting to the bar and saying, "A pint of Kronenbourg please."  Then practise the painful bit .... opening your wallet.

That might take some practice Mab.
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« Reply #18 on: Monday 01 February 2010, 1506 »

I expect you to be an expert by the next time I come to Holyhead.
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« Reply #19 on: Monday 01 February 2010, 2024 »

I expect you to be an expert by the next time I come to Holyhead.

I might be but dont expect me to go out and buy some steak for you have you seen the price of it these days.
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« Reply #20 on: Tuesday 02 February 2010, 0916 »

Mmmmmm - had to take a customer out for a meal in London last week.  We went to an Argentinian steak restaurant - it was the nicest steak I've ever had!
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« Reply #21 on: Tuesday 02 February 2010, 1130 »

Mmmmmm - had to take a customer out for a meal in London last week.  We went to an Argentinian steak restaurant - it was the nicest steak I've ever had!

Are they better steaks ?
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« Reply #22 on: Tuesday 02 February 2010, 1144 »

This one was!
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« Reply #23 on: Tuesday 02 February 2010, 1555 »

What I want to know is -- has anyone on CG.com been taken out for a steak meal in London by Gribbie?

Well is there?

Chance would be fine thing yeah. And I live only 30 minutes from central London and if asked (I said if asked) I would be only too willing to make the effort.
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