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Offline Wils

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Re: Llaingoch's Complaints Corner And That
« Reply #48 on: Tuesday 10 March 2009, 1059 »
No dol.  If anyone asked me to do that I'd refuse.
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Re: Llaingoch's Complaints Corner And That
« Reply #49 on: Tuesday 10 March 2009, 1101 »
That's because we don't go all like that about things, Shell.

Why oh why do women go all like that about us men popping out for a quick pint and then when we come home the next day they go all bonkers and stuff.
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Re: Llaingoch's Complaints Corner And That
« Reply #50 on: Tuesday 10 March 2009, 1105 »
That's because we don't go all like that about things, Shell.

Why oh why do women go all like that about us men popping out for a quick pint and then when we come home the next day they go all bonkers and stuff.

You just can't see it can you? Men ::)

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Re: Llaingoch's Complaints Corner And That
« Reply #51 on: Tuesday 10 March 2009, 1210 »
Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr rrrrrrrr!  Where are all the dogs?  Not the ones that leave a mess in your street or on your lawn, yeah, the lawn that you tend to, mow, keep the weeds out of, put fertiliser on, put the garden fork in the soil to airate it and generally take a lot of care and attention to so some stupid dog owner lets his dog poo on your lawn.  No, not them dogs, but the ones on the telly that have been interbread with their own mothers and sisters and can't breath properly or are a disfigurement from the original breed.  The ones whos owners may be sound as a pound and cushtie la, but come across as nutcases.  WHERE is Crufts?  I pay my licence fee and IEV have taken Crufts off the air.  How dare they?  What a cheek!  I want to see grown men skipping around an arena with a bishon frieze or chiwawwwaaa.
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Re: Llaingoch's Complaints Corner
« Reply #52 on: Tuesday 10 March 2009, 1213 »
Another outrage causing me great outrage is the price of a pint.
3 !!
Gone are the days when you could go out & get hammered for under 10 and still have enough for chips and a taxi home.

And these new 5p's are too fiddely.
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Re: Llaingoch's Complaints Corner And That
« Reply #53 on: Tuesday 10 March 2009, 1214 »
You men will moan about the most trivial of things ::)

Well who was complaining about a load of rubbish recently?
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Re: Llaingoch's Complaints Corner And That
« Reply #54 on: Tuesday 10 March 2009, 1215 »
What an excellent complaint Rasc.

I also enjoyed Crufts when it was on the telly and used to play a game called What Dog Will Plop, where we all used to put a pound on which dog we thought would soil the carpet.

I have actually been to Crufts, as an ex Wants To Be Mrs Llaingoch enjoyed it and dragged me along.
I also had to pay.
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She came 3rd. boom tish.
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Re: Llaingoch's Complaints Corner And That
« Reply #55 on: Tuesday 10 March 2009, 1840 »
Before I use this excellent new complaints facility could I please have a look at the price list?
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Re: Llaingoch's Complaints Corner And That
« Reply #56 on: Tuesday 10 March 2009, 2104 »
Free of charge, Tref, free of charge.
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Re: Llaingoch's Complaints Corner And That
« Reply #57 on: Tuesday 10 March 2009, 2112 »
Free of charge, Tref, free of charge.

So that's one thing Tref won't be able to complain about.

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Re: Llaingoch's Complaints Corner And That
« Reply #58 on: Tuesday 10 March 2009, 2116 »
You men will moan about the most trivial of things ::)

Well who was complaining about a load of rubbish recently?

Yes, 'twas I, and the tale didn't end there.  After collecting my emptied bin from the collection point this afternoon before going to work I placed it back by my house.  When I got home this evening I decided I'd put the rubbish I had left over from the last collection into my now emptied bin. I couldn't believe my eyes when I opened my bin to find a rubbish bag in it >:( >:( I now have a full bin because I have had to put all the rubbish I couldn't fit in it from the last collection because of other people using my bin.  I now have to wait another fortnight for the bin to be emptied and have nowhere to put the rubbish that will build up in the mean time.  I'm wallgo hogia, I'm blydi wallgo  >:(

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Re: Llaingoch's Complaints Corner And That
« Reply #59 on: Tuesday 10 March 2009, 2125 »
 After collecting my emptied bin from the collection point this afternoon before going to work I placed it back by my house.  When I got home this evening I decided I'd put the rubbish I had left over from the last collection into my now emptied bin. I couldn't believe my eyes when I opened my bin to find a rubbish bag in it >:( >:( I now have a full bin because I have had to put all the rubbish I couldn't fit in it from the last collection because of other people using my bin.  I now have to wait another fortnight for the bin to be emptied and have nowhere to put the rubbish that will build up in the mean time.

Never fear, Shell: all is not lost.  Apparently, you can buy bin-locks (although I could think of other uses for 20-odd). 



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Re: Llaingoch's Complaints Corner And That
« Reply #60 on: Tuesday 10 March 2009, 2127 »
Or you could try installing one of them camera pethna. Then take the recording round to the Cwncil to show it's not you filling the  bin.

Or you could put it on CG.com Video section.

As for bin-locks it shows there's nothing moneymakers can't take advantage of.
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« Reply #61 on: Tuesday 10 March 2009, 2132 »
I think the council should pay for an fit locks on all bins.

Tref, there is CCTV in operation in my area, I'll be damned if I'm buying a camera to catch these bwgars out.  I'd rather invest in a fire extinguisher so I can soak the swines when they use my bin.

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Re: Llaingoch's Complaints Corner And That
« Reply #62 on: Tuesday 10 March 2009, 2142 »
I think the council should pay for an fit locks on all bins.

Tref, there is CCTV in operation in my area, I'll be damned if I'm buying a camera to catch these bwgars out.  I'd rather invest in a fire extinguisher so I can soak the swines when they use my bin.

Or perhaps you could install something like a giant Jack-in-the-box that popped out if people opened your bin.

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« Reply #63 on: Tuesday 10 March 2009, 2146 »
I think the council should pay for an fit locks on all bins.

Tref, there is CCTV in operation in my area, I'll be damned if I'm buying a camera to catch these bwgars out.  I'd rather invest in a fire extinguisher so I can soak the swines when they use my bin.

Or perhaps you could install something like a giant Jack-in-the-box that popped out if people opened your bin.

What a brilliant idea, Jean.  Now that Joe Calzaghe's retired he might be happy to do it for me if I bungged him a few quid. ;D

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Re: Llaingoch's Complaints Corner And That
« Reply #64 on: Wednesday 11 March 2009, 0809 »
If anyone used my bin, yeah, not only would I complain about it here in Complaints Corner, I'd get one of the many dog poops from the streets, (wearing placcy bags as gloves yeah) and I'd smear said dog dirt under the rim of the lid of my bin, so that when the ffernol ddrwg went to open my bin to put stuff in it, they'd have dog plop all over their hands.
That'd stop them.
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Re: Llaingoch's Complaints Corner And That
« Reply #65 on: Wednesday 11 March 2009, 0925 »
That is shocking Shell!  I'd be mad!
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Re: Llaingoch's Complaints Corner And That
« Reply #66 on: Wednesday 11 March 2009, 0934 »
Firstly, I would like to complain about whoever is messing with Shell's bin.  Stop it. Stop it NOW.

Secondly I would like to complain about myself, for being just too brilliant.
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Re: Llaingoch's Complaints Corner And That
« Reply #67 on: Wednesday 11 March 2009, 1027 »
I'd like to complain about no-one saying how brill my dog dirt related bin plan is.
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Re: Llaingoch's Complaints Corner And That
« Reply #68 on: Wednesday 11 March 2009, 1114 »
It was a brilliant idea, except you might forget and get yourself all messed up with dog poo when you open your bin.

Also, if the perpetrator is a fan of this site (not an unreasonable assumption), they will be aware of this plan and therefore Porty whoever is doing it will be tipped off.

I would like to complain about Porty putting his rubbish in Shell's bin*





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Re: Llaingoch's Complaints Corner And That
« Reply #69 on: Wednesday 11 March 2009, 1127 »
It would work for me though, as I get Wants To Be Mrs Llaingoch to do bin duties.

I would like to complain about myself tipping Porty Shell's bin pest about the dog dirt plan.
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Re: Llaingoch's Complaints Corner And That
« Reply #70 on: Wednesday 11 March 2009, 1143 »
On behalf of Shell's mystery bin filler (who everyone thinks is Porty but it might not be - yeah right), I would like to complain about Shell putting dog pooh on the underside of her bin lid.

 
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Re: Llaingoch's Complaints Corner And That
« Reply #71 on: Wednesday 11 March 2009, 1156 »
I would like to complain on behalf of Shell's mystery bin filler's Mrs about him coming in with dog dirt all over his hands and smearing it on the door handles, the kettle,a cup, the telly remote and the sink taps.
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