Twice in one week! Yeah, that's right, I went to the rub a dub twice in one week. Last Wednesday after a race we went to the Cock where nothing untoward happened. The Present Mrs. Rascal gave me some pocket money to go out, but the Salmon bought me a pint and I only had the one (not because I was driving, because I wouldn't even have one, I would stick to soft drinks). The next day, because I hadn't spent my pocket money, I went out with the Salmon and Jonsey. As I was at the bar getting the first round in and waiting for arrivals, I spotted crips on a piece of card, like you used to get the nuts with a picture of a lady behind. Anyway, the crips flavour was Ploughmans lunch flavour.