Author Topic: Crisps (Read 24899 times)

Jean · « **Reply #360 on:** Thursday 18 June 2015, 1651 »

Quote from: Rascal on Saturday 13 June 2015, 1354

I just finished a 10k race in he pouring rain on a Saturday, in vest and shorts. In the goody bag at the end was a nana, an embroidered towel and a pack of Worcester Sauce crips. I thought it was an odd choice of item to put in a goody bag and an even odder flavour.

The towel was for drying off after the rain, Rascal. The banana was meant to be the filling for a sandwich made of two giant-size Worcester Sauce crisps.

Some people have no imagination ...

Rascal · « **Reply #361 on:** Thursday 18 June 2015, 1656 »

My neighbour and my good self were sorting out a roof rack and some climbing gear today and the crips were in the boot of the car. I offered him the crips and he said that I offered them to him the other day and didn't I want them. I told him that they are full of fat and I don't eat crips at often. As he hadn't had much to eat today and he isn't really interested in the expansion of his girth (oooow errrr Mrs.) he had them and said they were 'nice'. Thumbs up for Aldi, Wocester Sauce flavour crips.

Reenie · « **Reply #362 on:** Monday 22 June 2015, 1409 »

My girth is out of control. I have central obesity on a ginormous scale. It's cos I'm menopausal. (That means taking a short break from males...except from my husband who deserves nothing more.)

Anyway, who wants a fight?

Jean · « **Reply #363 on:** Monday 22 June 2015, 1617 »

Quote from: Reenie on Monday 22 June 2015, 1409

My girth is out of control. I have central obesity on a ginormous scale. It's cos I'm menopausal. (That means taking a short break from males...except from my husband who deserves nothing more.)

So service will resume as soon as possible, Reens?

Rascal · « **Reply #364 on:** Monday 22 June 2015, 2340 »

A menopausal CL, Lord help us!

Anyway, today I saw a pack of crips by Hobgoblin, you know the ones that make the beer. They are called spit roast steak or something like that. Someone made a lude remark about a woman in the office. One of the lads that had a pack said that they weren't very strong in flavour.

Rascal · « **Reply #365 on:** Tuesday 07 July 2015, 1525 »

Twice in one week! Yeah, that's right, I went to the rub a dub twice in one week. Last Wednesday after a race we went to the Cock where nothing untoward happened. The Present Mrs. Rascal gave me some pocket money to go out, but the Salmon bought me a pint and I only had the one (not because I was driving, because I wouldn't even have one, I would stick to soft drinks). The next day, because I hadn't spent my pocket money, I went out with the Salmon and Jonsey. As I was at the bar getting the first round in and waiting for arrivals, I spotted crips on a piece of card, like you used to get the nuts with a picture of a lady behind. Anyway, the crips flavour was Ploughmans lunch flavour.

Llaingoch · « **Reply #366 on:** Wednesday 08 July 2015, 0830 »

While walking the dog, Mrs Llaingoch and I stopped at a pub.
We fancied some crips & the ones I bought were called Real Crisps.
I can honestly say the salt & vinegar ones are the best I have ever ever had.

Jean · « **Reply #367 on:** Wednesday 08 July 2015, 1427 »

What did the dog have?

Llaingoch · « **Reply #368 on:** Wednesday 08 July 2015, 1520 »

She had a few crips aswell.

Rascal · « **Reply #369 on:** Monday 27 July 2015, 1054 »

There was an advert on the telly yesterday, it may have been on during the adverts when I was was watching Le Tour De France. The advert was for Jacob's Cracker Crisps. The Present Mrs. Rascal screamed out in a mock Holyhead voice "Cracker Crisps!" She then had to endure a rant about what the product actually is! Are they crackers or are they crips? This country is going to the dogs and all because of immigrants and politicians.

Rascal · « **Reply #370 on:** Monday 10 August 2015, 2052 »

I found out today that in that there Merica place, in 2010, for the World Football Cup, Walkers did Merican Cheeseburger flavour crips. Mad yeah!

Rascal · « **Reply #371 on:** Thursday 21 January 2016, 2319 »

At work, there is a bloke called Andy. Each break and lunch time, there is a right fuss about what and how much junk he is going to eat.

There is one of those vans that sell bechdans and crips and sweets and drinks of pop and the like. Andy go there at least once a day and more often than not, twice.

We say to him that he should go to a supermarket or market and get a multi-pack of, for instance, chocolate bars or cans of pop. That way he would save a whole bunch of money every month. He is of the opinion that he cannot be ars. bothered.

Today, his bag of crips were 99p a packet and they were brown hula-hoops.

Nooks · « **Reply #372 on:** Friday 22 January 2016, 1107 »

I understand where Andy is coming from, in a way. Like him, I have a sweet tooth and If I buy biscuits, crips and the like during my weekly shop, they are gone within 24hrs. I would still then probably go and buy extra during the week, so Andy is probably being more economical than first appears.

Reenie · « **Reply #373 on:** Friday 22 January 2016, 1343 »

And he is supporting a small business.

I am still menopausal but have discovered dark chocolate (it's alright I s'pose) and small nut mixes with fruit (quite nice really) ...I occasionally stumble (fall face first) into the chocolate chip cookies and crips but I have learned to forgoive and move on.

I am however still quite aggressive.

Trefignath · « **Reply #374 on:** Friday 22 January 2016, 1554 »

Aggressive enough to make us wary? You know wary enough to invest in defensive counter-measures such as shin-pads?

Jean · « **Reply #375 on:** Monday 25 January 2016, 1542 »

Beware shin-pads made from chocolate, though ...

Baz · « **Reply #376 on:** Monday 25 January 2016, 1741 »

Quote from: Reenie on Friday 22 January 2016, 1343

I am still menopausal but have discovered dark chocolate (it's alright I s'pose) and small nu mixes with fruit (quite nice really) ...I occasionally stumble (fall face first) into the chocolate chip cookies and crips but I have learned to forgoive and move on.

I am however still quite aggressive.

Rascal · « **Reply #377 on:** Wednesday 27 January 2016, 0043 »

One of the blokes at work today at break announced to everyone, ready salted crip sandwiches are the best, but you have to squash the crips down first!

What a joy it is to know that the simple crip can bring so much pleasure in this crazy mad world.

Reenie · « **Reply #378 on:** Wednesday 27 January 2016, 0833 »

Quote from: Baz on Monday 25 January 2016, 1741

Quote from: Reenie on Friday 22 January 2016, 1343
I am still menopausal but have discovered dark chocolate (it's alright I s'pose) and small nu mixes with fruit (quite nice really) ...I occasionally stumble (fall face first) into the chocolate chip cookies and crips but I have learned to forgoive and move on.

I am however still quite aggressive.

Yes? If you have something to say...spit it out.

carefully

Rascal · « **Reply #379 on:** Monday 01 February 2016, 0052 »

I had some of those Doritos on Saturday night. They were the blue bag ones, cool or something. I had two cans of beer to go with them, the first since Xmas.

Today, I had to go for a number two and noticed that Doritos and beer have an adverse effect on my intestinal process.

Trefignath · « **Reply #380 on:** Monday 01 February 2016, 1514 »

DON'T WANT TO KNOW, DON'T WANT TO KNOW.

Rascal · « **Reply #381 on:** Monday 01 February 2016, 2209 »

When I was out running this evening, I though the best description was smooth peanut butter yeah

Jean · « **Reply #382 on:** Tuesday 02 February 2016, 1258 »

I think someone'd better warn Tref not to read this thread ...

Nooks · « **Reply #383 on:** Tuesday 02 February 2016, 2231 »

Butterscotch Angel Delight!

"Norman Robinson" says "Shame on you!"

Author Topic: Crisps (Read 24899 times)