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Offline Carnedyr

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Re: I got a Mouse!
« Reply #216 on: Wednesday 21 June 2017, 1503 »
(Yes ... thank you for that, Nooks ... )

I suspect that there are at least two of them living in our back garden.  I'm led to believe that terriers are very good at chasing rats ...  So I'm wondering if I can strike up acquaintance with a terrier anxious to demonstrate his rat-chasing skills ...  (You'd think there'd be loads in the country: I can't think of one in this neighbourhoold ... )

Ideally a Jack Russel but I have seen a Labrador get one from under a car and shake it to bits (not the car)
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Re: I got a Mouse!
« Reply #217 on: Thursday 22 June 2017, 1021 »
My rat Julie has been AWOL for some weeks now.

Perhaps she's gone visiting at Jean's. (She is a bit faddy with her food Jean, and don't leave it on any sort of trap or she will not eat it, then it goes to waste).

Yesterday I pulled a mummified rat carcass from under the floorboards at my sisters house. It appeared to be dead.
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Re: I got a Mouse!
« Reply #218 on: Thursday 22 June 2017, 1536 »
My rat Julie has been AWOL for some weeks now.

Perhaps she's gone visiting at Jean's. (She is a bit faddy with her food Jean, and don't leave it on any sort of trap or she will not eat it, then it goes to waste).

Yesterday I pulled a mummified rat carcass from under the floorboards at my sisters house. It appeared to be dead.

Were you actually looking for one?
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Offline Nooks

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Re: I got a Mouse!
« Reply #219 on: Thursday 22 June 2017, 2331 »
Not really. I was actually looking for mummified elephant carcasses but there weren't any. That elephant repellant powder she keeps buying must be good stuff!
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Re: I got a Mouse!
« Reply #220 on: Saturday 24 June 2017, 1345 »
My rat Julie has been AWOL for some weeks now.

Perhaps she's gone visiting at Jean's. (She is a bit faddy with her food Jean, and don't leave it on any sort of trap or she will not eat it, then it goes to waste).

I think Miss Julie and her family are indeed living in my back garden at the moment.  But I have plans ...  involving mixing plaster of Paris with sugar, cornflour, etc. ...

Yesterday I pulled a mummified rat carcass from under the floorboards at my sisters house. It appeared to be dead.

Did you try giving it the kiss of life?

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Re: I got a Mouse!
« Reply #221 on: Wednesday 28 June 2017, 1323 »


I think Miss Julie and her family are indeed living in my back garden at the moment.  But I have plans ...  involving mixing plaster of Paris with sugar, cornflour, etc. ...



You're going to statue it to death?
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Re: I got a Mouse!
« Reply #222 on: Wednesday 28 June 2017, 1643 »


I think Miss Julie and her family are indeed living in my back garden at the moment.  But I have plans ...  involving mixing plaster of Paris with sugar, cornflour, etc. ...



You're going to statue it to death?

I suppose I could stand in the middle of the garden hurling plaster of paris statues at fleeing rats ... 

Apparently, though, plaster of paris is not good for the digestive systems of rats (or of anyone else for that matter).  But, cunning though they are, they don't realise that: especially if the p of p is mixed up with sugar, flour, etc., and then left in suitable places.

So I await the arrival of the p of p, and we shall see what we shall see ...

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Re: I got a Mouse!
« Reply #223 on: Thursday 29 June 2017, 1032 »
I've heard of that one before, but in all seroiusness I think its a bit cruel. If it has to be done I prefer the Jasper Carrot endorsed method.

"Blow its blydi brains out"

Ever handled a 12 bore Jean?

There are a few Youtube pieces showing dispachment of multiple rats with an air gun. Quick and clean. Get your combats on and night sights charged up Jean.
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Re: I got a Mouse!
« Reply #224 on: Friday 30 June 2017, 1726 »
I've heard of that one before, but in all seroiusness I think its a bit cruel.

Well, you're absolutely right, Nooks: any method designed to mess up the animals' digestive systems is really not good ...

If it has to be done I prefer the Jasper Carrot endorsed method.

"Blow its blydi brains out"

That's not a bad idea: at least it would be quick ...


Ever handled a 12 bore Jean?

Er ....

There are a few Youtube pieces showing dispachment of multiple rats with an air gun. Quick and clean. Get your combats on and night sights charged up Jean.

Er ....  (Is a 12-bore the same as a rifle used for clay pigeon shooting?)

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Re: I got a Mouse!
« Reply #225 on: Saturday 01 July 2017, 2211 »

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Re: I got a Mouse!
« Reply #226 on: Sunday 02 July 2017, 1320 »
So that's what the Romans ever did for us?
Not waiting for the others.

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Re: I got a Mouse!
« Reply #227 on: Tuesday 04 July 2017, 1747 »
From a rather unpleasant smell in the house this morning, I have a feeling that the plaster of Paris might actually have worked ...

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Re: I got a Mouse!
« Reply #228 on: Friday 21 July 2017, 1921 »
You should be buying your plaster locally, Jean bach.  No wonder there's a recession etc etc
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Re: I got a Mouse!
« Reply #229 on: Sunday 23 July 2017, 2259 »
"Plaster of Peterborough" - doesn't have the same ring to it somehow ...

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Re: I got a Mouse!
« Reply #230 on: Monday 24 July 2017, 2202 »
Plaster shouldn't have a ring to it, Jean. It isn't made of metal, or rings.
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Re: I got a Mouse!
« Reply #231 on: Tuesday 25 July 2017, 1018 »
"Plastered in Peterborough" however, is a distinct possibility!  8)
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Offline Wils

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Re: I got a Mouse!
« Reply #232 on: Tuesday 25 July 2017, 1927 »
I blydi wish.
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Re: I got a Mouse!
« Reply #233 on: Wednesday 26 July 2017, 1843 »
"Plastered in Peterborough" however, is a distinct possibility!  8)

Wils didn't try getting "Washing powdered in Peterborough," did he?