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Cheryl tweedy cole Fernandez bla bla bla
« on: Monday 11 January 2016, 0041 »
The ultra talented, toilet attendant thumping, former Newcastle dwelling, rose tattooed bottomed, singer and reality talent show judge Cheryl tweedy cole Fernandez is to be divorced. 

Are there any real red blooded men that would take her for a bag of chips with peas water and a sws in the second shelter in the Newry?

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Rascal bach, you have no idea how hard I'm laughing at your last post.  You are so funny.
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« Reply #1 on: Monday 11 January 2016, 1914 »
Would it be Price's chips?

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« Reply #2 on: Monday 11 January 2016, 1951 »
Is she paying?
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Re: Cheryl tweedy cole Fernandez bla bla bla
« Reply #3 on: Tuesday 12 January 2016, 2307 »
Yeah and yeah, yeah.
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« Reply #4 on: Wednesday 13 January 2016, 1612 »
I'm going to tag this thread as "What's it all about eh?" and maybe come back to it later.
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Re: Cheryl tweedy cole Fernandez bla bla bla
« Reply #5 on: Wednesday 13 January 2016, 1915 »
I wouldn't touch her with Tref's.
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« Reply #6 on: Wednesday 13 January 2016, 2144 »
Wow! I asked at work and all the gentlemen there said that they would rather slam it in  a car door, or something like that.  No takers then!   I thought she was the chavs favourite.  Seems like she will have to wait for her next sws in the shelter, poor lamb.
IT IS RASCALS BIRTHDAY BEFORE MONKEY FIDDLERS!!! STILL!!!      
Oooh, it's all "Wils, Wils, Wils!"
Rascal bach, you have no idea how hard I'm laughing at your last post.  You are so funny.
I think Rascal should apologise for Wils - seriously!

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« Reply #7 on: Friday 15 January 2016, 0820 »
when she was in that girlie band Girls Aloud i always thought the blonde Sarah Harding was nicer yea
while we have time let us do good

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« Reply #8 on: Friday 15 January 2016, 1335 »
when she was in that girlie band Girls Aloud i always thought the blonde Sarah Harding was nicer yea
Me too, but I do like a hard faced woman.
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« Reply #9 on: Saturday 16 January 2016, 0811 »
I would take her down to one of the Newry shelters with some literature on the true meaning of marriage and give her a free counselling session. During the lesson I would also teach her how to speak in a Holyhead accent which, if she co-operates and learns to use it, will open new doors for her that she could not possibly imagine. I would then find the nearest monkey and take it to Prices chippy OR if Wils is in town I will let him come along too.


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« Reply #10 on: Sunday 17 January 2016, 1006 »
For any readers who, like me, didn't have much idea of what all this was about (or what we've apparently been missing all these years), the Wiki on Ms. Fernandez-Versini might help.

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« Reply #11 on: Sunday 17 January 2016, 1329 »
Fair play, she does good work for charity.
IT IS RASCALS BIRTHDAY BEFORE MONKEY FIDDLERS!!! STILL!!!      
Oooh, it's all "Wils, Wils, Wils!"
Rascal bach, you have no idea how hard I'm laughing at your last post.  You are so funny.
I think Rascal should apologise for Wils - seriously!

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« Reply #12 on: Monday 18 January 2016, 1924 »
I would take her down to one of the Newry shelters with some literature on the true meaning of marriage and give her a free counselling session. During the lesson I would also teach her how to speak in a Holyhead accent which, if she co-operates and learns to use it, will open new doors for her that she could not possibly imagine. I would then find the nearest monkey and take it to Prices chippy OR if Wils is in town I will let him come along too.

I don't understand this bit.  Are there really unclaimed [and hungry] anthropoids roaming the Newry?

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Re: Cheryl tweedy cole Fernandez bla bla bla
« Reply #13 on: Tuesday 19 January 2016, 0014 »
Wils used to live in seaborne rd. and there were them sightings of Sasquatch in Merica.  You can't get stranger than the truth.
IT IS RASCALS BIRTHDAY BEFORE MONKEY FIDDLERS!!! STILL!!!      
Oooh, it's all "Wils, Wils, Wils!"
Rascal bach, you have no idea how hard I'm laughing at your last post.  You are so funny.
I think Rascal should apologise for Wils - seriously!

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« Reply #14 on: Thursday 21 January 2016, 0014 »
For any readers who, like me, didn't have much idea of what all this was about (or what we've apparently been missing all these years), the Wiki on Ms. Fernandez-Versini might help.

I'm sure you provided that link with the intention of enlightening our readers but  I'm afreaid I have to report a lack of take-up at this end Jean.
 I got about as far as reading that she was an " Author dancer *entrepreneur* " before I decided I'd prefer a cup of tea and a hobnob.

I did "sample" the clips provided and I'm convinced that what this "personality" lacks is talent commensurate with the surrounding hype.

There I feel much better for that. Keep up the good work please.




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IT IS RASCALS BIRTHDAY BEFORE MONKEY FIDDLERS!!! STILL!!!      
Oooh, it's all "Wils, Wils, Wils!"
Rascal bach, you have no idea how hard I'm laughing at your last post.  You are so funny.
I think Rascal should apologise for Wils - seriously!

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« Reply #16 on: Thursday 21 January 2016, 2154 »
Yeah, yeah, conventionally pretty and all that but what is she *really* like?
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« Reply #18 on: Thursday 21 January 2016, 2241 »

I'm sure you provided that link with the intention of enlightening our readers


"Enlightenment" is my middle name, Tref ...


but  I'm afreaid I have to report a lack of take-up at this end Jean.

Dammit. 

Foiled again ...


I got about as far as reading that she was an " Author dancer *entrepreneur* " before I decided I'd prefer a cup of tea and a hobnob.


There's always something to be said for a cup of tea and a Hobnob ... or possibly a chocolate chip cookie ... or an almond biscuit like the ones my next-door-neighbour makes ...


I did "sample" the clips provided and I'm convinced that what this "personality" lacks is talent commensurate with the surrounding hype.

There I feel much better for that. Keep up the good work please.


Sorry, Tref.  Too busy now with tea and biscuits ...

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« Reply #19 on: Friday 22 January 2016, 1549 »
Ah! yes Jean -- tea and biscuits --  one of the undoubted advantages of "progress" along with anesthetics and the printing press.

They certainly help make up for all those plastic bags that clutter up roadside hedgerows.
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« Reply #20 on: Saturday 23 January 2016, 2333 »
I do like a good cup of tea and a biscuit.
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« Reply #21 on: Monday 29 February 2016, 2042 »
Our Cheryl is now going out with a bloke from one direction,the one from Wolverhampton.  There is a ten year age gap.  A friend of one of theirs said 'it's the real deal'
IT IS RASCALS BIRTHDAY BEFORE MONKEY FIDDLERS!!! STILL!!!      
Oooh, it's all "Wils, Wils, Wils!"
Rascal bach, you have no idea how hard I'm laughing at your last post.  You are so funny.
I think Rascal should apologise for Wils - seriously!

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« Reply #22 on: Monday 29 February 2016, 2219 »
Was David Dickinson from Wolverhampton?
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« Reply #23 on: Tuesday 01 March 2016, 1638 »
Our Cheryl is now going out with a bloke from one direction,the one from Wolverhampton.  There is a ten year age gap.  A friend of one of theirs said 'it's the real deal'

Brokered by Simon Cowell no doubt.
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