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Offline Wils

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Re: Easter Eggs
« Reply #24 on: Friday 24 March 2017, 2331 »
Why not use rotten eggs? Then there'll be three blydi rotten eggs together, each one as rotten and eggy as the next.

Blydi nasty basduds.
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Re: Easter Eggs
« Reply #25 on: Sunday 26 March 2017, 2317 »
I lived in Germany for a few years  and they were mystified about our obsession with chocolate eggs at easter - something they didn't get involved in. (although they did pester for cream eggs)

Mind you, we were mystified with their historical obsession with trying to absorb France.
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Re: Easter Eggs
« Reply #26 on: Monday 27 March 2017, 2120 »
Getting confused - is it creme eggs or Easter eggs that want to absorb France?
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Re: Easter Eggs
« Reply #27 on: Monday 27 March 2017, 2211 »
Mmmm! A chocolate topped french omelette!

- This leads to the dangerous possibility of a thread conflict here. It may only disrupt the space-time continuum, however be prepared for the very real threat of other suggestions involving all traditional Easter banqueting appearing in the "What strange food combos do you like that no one else does" thread.
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Offline Wils

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Re: Easter Eggs
« Reply #28 on: Tuesday 28 March 2017, 0728 »
Ooh Eck, that space-time continuum - I'd forgotten about that.

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Re: Easter Eggs
« Reply #29 on: Wednesday 29 March 2017, 1252 »
Ooh Eck, that space-time continuum - I'd forgotten about that.


Don't worry.

If you've lost your digical watch, you wouldn't be able to measure it anyway ...

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Re: Easter Eggs
« Reply #30 on: Wednesday 29 March 2017, 1937 »
Why would i want to measure a dijical watch? And how would i hold it? It doesn't have any hands.
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Re: Easter Eggs
« Reply #31 on: Wednesday 29 March 2017, 1951 »
Why would anyone want to hold hands with a dijical watch?

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Re: Easter Eggs
« Reply #32 on: Thursday 30 March 2017, 1029 »
Why would anyone want to hold hands with a dijical watch?

I am often flabbergasted at the perverted lengths he achieves!
And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music.

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Re: Easter Eggs
« Reply #33 on: Thursday 30 March 2017, 1123 »
Why would anyone want to hold hands with a dijical watch?

I am often flabbergasted at the perverted lengths he achieves!


You should see him after he's downed a couple of glasses of uncle Brads sparkling applejack.
Not waiting for the others.

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Re: Easter Eggs
« Reply #34 on: Thursday 30 March 2017, 1718 »
Why would anyone want to hold hands with a dijical watch?

I am often flabbergasted at the perverted lengths he achieves!

Aw shucks.. That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.
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Offline Wils

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Re: Easter Eggs
« Reply #35 on: Thursday 30 March 2017, 1720 »
Why would anyone want to hold hands with a dijical watch?

I am often flabbergasted at the perverted lengths he achieves!


You should see him after he's downed a couple of glasses of uncle Brads sparkling applejack.

I've never touched the stuff - and if I did, I wouldn't want to hold glasses with uncle Brad's dijical hands.

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Re: Easter Eggs
« Reply #36 on: Thursday 30 March 2017, 2140 »
Why would i want to measure a dijical watch? And how would i hold it? It doesn't have any hands.

This must be a wind up

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Re: Easter Eggs
« Reply #37 on: Thursday 30 March 2017, 2154 »
Why would i want to measure a dijical watch? And how would i hold it? It doesn't have any hands.

This must be a wind up


FFS I can't remember how to ban people.
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Re: Easter Eggs
« Reply #38 on: Sunday 02 April 2017, 1218 »
Why would i want to measure a dijical watch? And how would i hold it? It doesn't have any hands.

This must be a wind up


FFS I can't remember how to ban people.

I'll send you the instructions of you want.

It'll cost you though.
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Offline Wils

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Re: Easter Eggs
« Reply #39 on: Sunday 02 April 2017, 1502 »
Why would i want to measure a dijical watch? And how would i hold it? It doesn't have any hands.

This must be a wind up


FFS I can't remember how to ban people.

I'll send you the instructions of you want.

It'll cost you though.

Says the committed socialist.

No change there, then. You blydi lot are all the same - you sing "we'll keep the red flag flying" and all the time you're playing golf with the Rothschilds.
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Offline Reenie

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Re: Easter Eggs
« Reply #40 on: Monday 03 April 2017, 1252 »
Why would i want to measure a dijical watch? And how would i hold it? It doesn't have any hands.

This must be a wind up


FFS I can't remember how to ban people.

I'll send you the instructions of you want.

It'll cost you though.

Says the committed socialist.

No change there, then. You blydi lot are all the same - you sing "we'll keep the red flag flying" and all the time you're playing golf with the Rothschilds.

I don't think you're allowed to smoke on the Putting Green.

And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music.

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Re: Easter Eggs
« Reply #41 on: Monday 03 April 2017, 1521 »
How could you play golf at the same time as smoking a cigarette and holding hands with a dijical watch?

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Re: Easter Eggs
« Reply #42 on: Monday 03 April 2017, 2037 »
How could you play golf at the same time as smoking a cigarette and holding hands with a dijical watch?

If I was inventive, I'd see that as a challenge.
And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music.

Offline Wils

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Re: Easter Eggs
« Reply #43 on: Wednesday 05 April 2017, 1336 »
How could you play golf at the same time as smoking a cigarette and holding hands with a dijical watch?

If I was inventive, I'd see that as a challenge.

Pfffff you can't even spell inventive.

Apart from just then.

Anyway if you do end up inventing something, could you invent a picture of a duck and a goose, kissing?
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Re: Easter Eggs
« Reply #44 on: Wednesday 05 April 2017, 1915 »
Lots of Easter eggs still in the shops. I suppose there will be a melt down in sales over the next week or so.

What happens to the ones that don't get sold? Many of the smaller shops tend to get rid of them by discounting. The big stores like Tesco and Asda just tend to clear the shelves - after all Bonfire night is approaching and they need to get the rockets on display - but what they do with the eggs is a mystery:

1. They can't store them until next year as they will be past sell by date, or will have hatched.
2. It is uneconomic to melt them down as most of the cost is in the packaging anyway
3. They can't give them to me because even I cannot eat that many Easter Eggs
4. They can't send them to a poor African country because again, they will melt in the heat

Other suggestions please!
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Re: Easter Eggs
« Reply #45 on: Wednesday 05 April 2017, 2122 »
Lots of Easter eggs still in the shops. I suppose there will be a melt down in sales over the next week or so.

Bravo Nooks !  ;D

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Re: Easter Eggs
« Reply #46 on: Wednesday 05 April 2017, 2208 »
Lots of Easter eggs still in the shops. I suppose there will be a melt down in sales over the next week or so.

What happens to the ones that don't get sold? Many of the smaller shops tend to get rid of them by discounting. The big stores like Tesco and Asda just tend to clear the shelves - after all Bonfire night is approaching and they need to get the rockets on display - but what they do with the eggs is a mystery:

1. They can't store them until next year as they will be past sell by date, or will have hatched.


If you let them all hatch, you'd have chocolate chickens ...

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Re: Easter Eggs
« Reply #47 on: Wednesday 05 April 2017, 2322 »
Now that would be a cool idea for a manufacturer, a chocolate Easter egg with a chocolate chicken inside!

Patent office quickly, Jean!
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