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Offline Rascal

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What's worse?
« on: Wednesday 09 August 2017, 1033 »
What's worse?

The haircut off of Kim Jong Un

or

The haircut off of Donald Trump
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Rascal bach, you have no idea how hard I'm laughing at your last post.  You are so funny.
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Offline Trefignath

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Re: What's worse?
« Reply #1 on: Wednesday 09 August 2017, 1702 »
What's worse?

The haircut off of Kim Jong Un

or

The haircut off of Donald Trump

ANSWER: That Robert Robinson

« Last Edit: Wednesday 09 August 2017, 1705 by Trefignath »
Not waiting for the others.

Offline Wils

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Re: What's worse?
« Reply #2 on: Wednesday 09 August 2017, 1750 »
An anagram of Donald trump is Poo King.  You just have to add some letters and take others away.
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Offline Rascal

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Re: What's worse?
« Reply #3 on: Thursday 10 August 2017, 0117 »
What's worse?

Too much salt on your chips

Or

Too much vinegar on your chips
IT IS RASCALS BIRTHDAY BEFORE MONKEY FIDDLERS!!! STILL!!!      
Oooh, it's all "Wils, Wils, Wils!"
Rascal bach, you have no idea how hard I'm laughing at your last post.  You are so funny.
I think Rascal should apologise for Wils - seriously!

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Re: What's worse?
« Reply #4 on: Tuesday 22 August 2017, 0024 »
What's worse?

IT IS RASCALS BIRTHDAY BEFORE MONKEY FIDDLERS!!! STILL!!!      
Oooh, it's all "Wils, Wils, Wils!"
Rascal bach, you have no idea how hard I'm laughing at your last post.  You are so funny.
I think Rascal should apologise for Wils - seriously!

Offline Rascal

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Re: What's worse?
« Reply #5 on: Wednesday 23 August 2017, 2218 »
What's worse?

Having a partner that moans

Or

Not having a partner
IT IS RASCALS BIRTHDAY BEFORE MONKEY FIDDLERS!!! STILL!!!      
Oooh, it's all "Wils, Wils, Wils!"
Rascal bach, you have no idea how hard I'm laughing at your last post.  You are so funny.
I think Rascal should apologise for Wils - seriously!

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Re: What's worse?
« Reply #6 on: Friday 25 August 2017, 1303 »
What's worse?

Having a partner that moans

Or

Not having a partner

Having a partner who snores.
Not waiting for the others.

Offline Wils

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Re: What's worse?
« Reply #7 on: Friday 25 August 2017, 2207 »
What's worse?

Having a partner that moans

Or

Not having a partner

Having a partner who moans about not having a partner.
Even now
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Slipped down out of the minds of men,
Labouring to bring her back into my soul.

Offline Baz

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Re: What's worse?
« Reply #8 on: Monday 28 August 2017, 0923 »
What's worse ?

Bazpuns

or

Wils' wit


Offline Wils

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Re: What's worse?
« Reply #9 on: Monday 28 August 2017, 1842 »
Bazpuns.

Always, always Bazpuns.
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Offline Rascal

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Re: What's worse?
« Reply #10 on: Tuesday 29 August 2017, 0156 »
What's worse

Having a Nazi swastikas tattooed on your face

Or

Loosing your dominant hand in an accident involving a propeller
IT IS RASCALS BIRTHDAY BEFORE MONKEY FIDDLERS!!! STILL!!!      
Oooh, it's all "Wils, Wils, Wils!"
Rascal bach, you have no idea how hard I'm laughing at your last post.  You are so funny.
I think Rascal should apologise for Wils - seriously!

Offline Wils

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Re: What's worse?
« Reply #11 on: Thursday 31 August 2017, 1917 »
Losing your handy Nazi in a propeller full of Nutella by a fella singing "Umberella" for a seller of Penn & Teller, Uri Geller, Paul Weller and Helen Keller memorabilia (in braille) for sale from Jim Dale, Alexi Sayle and Gareth Bale in exchange for pale ale, the Holy Grail or a loaf shaped like a whale's tail that's gone stale on the doorstep of Rik Mayall while his four-step dub-track duck-quack sampled masterpiece sits on the mantelpiece in a Mandelbrot fractal next to Barry Manilow's pterodactyl and Harry Belafonte's books on Emily Brontė, Tom Conti and "The Making of The 1997 British Film Featuring A Disparate Cast of Characters Struggling to Make Sense of Redundancy in Sheffield, Directed by Peter Cattaneo and Starring Robert Carlyle, Mark Addy and William Snape, "Full Monty."


Written in words that are too fonty.
Even now
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Offline Rascal

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Re: What's worse?
« Reply #12 on: Thursday 31 August 2017, 2142 »
One the telly program years ago, Three of a Kind, they had made a rubber doll and called it, Handy Bendy Gandhi, and that stuck with me for some reason.
IT IS RASCALS BIRTHDAY BEFORE MONKEY FIDDLERS!!! STILL!!!      
Oooh, it's all "Wils, Wils, Wils!"
Rascal bach, you have no idea how hard I'm laughing at your last post.  You are so funny.
I think Rascal should apologise for Wils - seriously!

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Re: What's worse?
« Reply #13 on: Monday 04 September 2017, 1010 »
What's worse?

Sunshine on a rainy day

Or

Like Rain on your wedding day
IT IS RASCALS BIRTHDAY BEFORE MONKEY FIDDLERS!!! STILL!!!      
Oooh, it's all "Wils, Wils, Wils!"
Rascal bach, you have no idea how hard I'm laughing at your last post.  You are so funny.
I think Rascal should apologise for Wils - seriously!

Offline Nooks

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Re: What's worse?
« Reply #14 on: Monday 04 September 2017, 1025 »
What's worse?

Raw garlic or camel dung burgers?
It's just the bear necessities of life!

Offline Rascal

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Re: What's worse?
« Reply #15 on: Monday 04 September 2017, 1218 »
I stood in casmel dung whilst wearing espadrils in Egypt in 90
IT IS RASCALS BIRTHDAY BEFORE MONKEY FIDDLERS!!! STILL!!!      
Oooh, it's all "Wils, Wils, Wils!"
Rascal bach, you have no idea how hard I'm laughing at your last post.  You are so funny.
I think Rascal should apologise for Wils - seriously!

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Re: What's worse?
« Reply #16 on: Tuesday 05 September 2017, 0925 »
Did your travel insurance cover that?

And how long did it take for you to recover?
Not waiting for the others.

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Re: What's worse?
« Reply #17 on: Tuesday 05 September 2017, 1811 »
My Uncle Penrhos had a nasty accident whilst wallpapering the front room.

He's still recovering now.
Even now
My thought is clinging as to a lost learning
Slipped down out of the minds of men,
Labouring to bring her back into my soul.

Offline Rascal

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Re: What's worse?
« Reply #18 on: Tuesday 05 September 2017, 2111 »
Recovering hu hu
IT IS RASCALS BIRTHDAY BEFORE MONKEY FIDDLERS!!! STILL!!!      
Oooh, it's all "Wils, Wils, Wils!"
Rascal bach, you have no idea how hard I'm laughing at your last post.  You are so funny.
I think Rascal should apologise for Wils - seriously!

Offline Rascal

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Re: What's worse?
« Reply #19 on: Thursday 07 September 2017, 1824 »
What's worse?

Someone that is constantly late for work

Or

A manager that lies?

I had both today
IT IS RASCALS BIRTHDAY BEFORE MONKEY FIDDLERS!!! STILL!!!      
Oooh, it's all "Wils, Wils, Wils!"
Rascal bach, you have no idea how hard I'm laughing at your last post.  You are so funny.
I think Rascal should apologise for Wils - seriously!

Offline Baz

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Re: What's worse?
« Reply #20 on: Friday 08 September 2017, 2259 »
My Uncle Penrhos had a nasty accident whilst wallpapering the front room.

He's still recovering now.

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